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merrycanary:

So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.

I was wrong.

It wasn’t funny.

It was hilarious.

JUST CLICK PLAY OK.

And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.

(Source: sailormerry)

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Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

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Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

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spockisinthetardis:

babyangelcastiel:

jensenspudgymidway:

I want Dean and Cas to have a little girl who adores her Uncle Sammy and she tells him how much she loves him while braiding his hair and putting it in pony tails.

Her little skinny arms wrapping around his neck and saying, “You’re my favorite uncle!” 

and he’d laugh saying, “I’m your only uncle.”

and then Dean would hear that and drop whatever he’s holding and say, “Shit, we forgot Adam.”

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do i laugh or do i cry

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