dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho)

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candiestewart:

katy perry ran out of cultures to appropriate so now she’s copying britney

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tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

(Source: tomlintum)

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4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad)

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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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