floweranger:

i want my music so loud that i can’t hear my life crashing and burning

(Source: flewor)

160,655 notes

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: dallasharry)

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bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor)

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undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

171,994 notes

lewuis:

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

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